These eyes, child, these eyes have seen the breadth of battlefields so rife with misery and oozing death your innocent eyes would have been blinded by the acrid stench alone. I have travelled the world far and wide, and in every land, every continent, I am known only as a murderer, as a killer. Fear of my name, my very being, pervades the every fibre of those unfortunate enough to encounter me, and those unfortunate enough to not have had the privilege; and you, you, mere mortal, deign to shift *me*, the almighty, the all powerful, from my place of power?
No seriously, come closer and imma claw your eyes out. Hey, *hey*! I was sitting on that jumper... noooo give it back, giveitbackgiveitbackgiveitback *mrowl*